Look, I'm perfectly happy with my chosen profession. I guess you could call me a "Community Organizer." Just a regular family man, know what I mean? Anyways, the point is, I'm a busy guy. Now what's a successful businessman such as myself doin' startin' a blog?
So I'm out in Jersey one day. I got some waste disposal contacts out there. Anyways, my driver Vinnie say's to me, he say's, "Boss, you like the Giants tonight?" I told Vinnie that I heard from a associate of mine that that they got a ref from Philly workin that game and he ain't legit. I proceeded to tell Vinnie to bet against the G-men this week. He say's, "Boss, with the valuable info you always got, you should start a blog." "A what?" I say's. "A blog," He say's. "People pay good money for the kinda info you always got." He say's "I'll set it up, you just gotta tell me whenever you get a lead on a game."
Now Vinnie's a smart kid. He knows all about those computers and newfangled gadgets. I told Vinnie I don't wanna give this info to no rats, know what I mean? "Sure Boss. Whatever you say."
Anyways, that's the story. Tell your friends 'cause a friend of your's is a friend of mine.
I hope you can appreciate the service I'm providin' here. For this, you don't owe me nothin'. But some day, and that day may never come, I may come to you for a favor.....
Don't forget about the game tonight. Atlanta Falcons and Baltimore Ravens. Enjoy.
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